...If this is the kind of stuff I missed out on while I was at Rosenkreuz, I am VERY glad for it. All we had was experiments, beatings and...Well, it's better if I don't say.

Although...Before that, the academy wasn't much better. I don't remember much besides being called a vampire, but I do remember the same politics and social structure and people treating each other like dirt for no reason.

Teenagers...*shakes head* You're all so weird.


((Of course he heard about all the Yuki stuff...He's friends with Michel XD))

I don't know what every one else is complaining about...

You can mess around in my subconscious any time you want if you're going to give me dreams like that, Schuldich.

My my...What an interesting week it's been.

I think I'll refrain from gloating. That wouldn't be very kind of me.


Need to make up with a loved one after last week's fiasco? There's nothing like a beautiful bouquet of flowers to say "Sorry I was hot for some one that's not you!" Want to keep the attention of the person you got with last week? Flowers are good for that too.

To the underwear thief:

If you so much as attempt to make off with a pair of my ManSilks, you'll find the pointy end of one of my roses stuck somewhere in your person.

Don't think you can get by me.

That is all.

Yuki; Schuldich...I'm sorry I doubted you...There really is a robotic purple dinosaur running around. It leveled a good portion of downtown last night and I happened to be in the book store when it happened, so I saw most of it.

In any case, I have a collection of Waspinator's parts. No one else seemed overly concerned about reassembling him, so I gathered up all the bits...But have NO idea what to do with them now.

Any one know how to put an alien robot back together?

It's REALLY creepy that his disembodied head is complaining to me.

I don't see what every one is complaining about...I love the tourists!

It's like the shop fangirls all over again :D *preens*

...And it's good for business.

Trabant seems to be quite taken by that owl that's flying around, scaring people.

...I don't know if I should laugh or be worried.


((FYI: Trabant is Chloe's owl friend.))

Well, last weekend was certainly interesting.

I LOVE being right. And was I ever right this time...

I'm actually kind of surprised Schuldich and I haven't been incinerated yet. Maybe Inferno is mellowing a little, the more time he spends here.


Don't forget to come buy your prom flowers!

Whether you're shopping for that corsage for that special some one or looking for a bouquet of flowers for your date, be sure to stop by the flower shop! Don't just go to the cooler at Walmart and get any cheap thing...We'll be open twenty-four hours the day before the prom and offering special discount prices!

Best. Birthday. Ever.

I don't even mind the garbage all over the place.

Well. It's been an interesting couple of days. There's nothing quite like getting plastered with Schuldich.

...Incidentally, the shop is overflowing with roses now. Any one in need of roses?

So Yuki...

When are you going to ask her out?

I could hear faint sounds of something exploding a little while ago...



It wasn't the dining hall again, was it? XD

Well...That was interesting.

Not bad, just...interesting.


((C'mon, you know you want to ask...I expect lots of questions when I'm home from work. He's NOT just referring to being a woman for a week.))

Well.

I woke up this morning and seem to have been turned into a woman.

This is the kind of thing I'd assume most people would be angry or annoyed about. Or maybe even scared. But...

When in Rome...

I'm going SHOPPING X3

Well, we seem to have survived St Paddy's Day relatively unscathed.

I must admit -while my own hair looked hideous- it was amusing to see every one else sporting green 'dos. It's not often this ludacrous town is brought together by anything, so...Seeing every one in the same state of panic and upset was perversly amusing.

And Schuldich is always much more honest when drunk, as well.

I'd almost like to buy one of those magic beans the new-comer will be selling today. The notion of having a wish granted is mighty tempting...But I'm not one to trust strangers, nor am I the kind of person to put much stock in the results of something which is rumored to grant wishes. I've heard Free caution "be careful what you wish for" one too many times, I believe.

Well.

With all that's been going on, I decided it was time for a change myself.

Any one who knows me knows I love beautiful things. I love flowers most out of all the beautiful things I've come across. And so, I've decided to open a florist here in Flamingo Heights. Perhaps an American branch of the business back in London...

So, you dashing lads who need to impress your dates...Roam, I'm looking at you, be sure to check out A New Leaf! I guarantee, you won't be disappointed in what myself, Michel and Yuki have to offer when it comes to floral arrangements.

Well, it seems like things are back to normal, for the most part.

Free is spouting nonsense, Michel is sparkling, Schuldich is being a brat and Yuki has embarrassed himself yet again. Same old, same old. It's kind of dull when things are normal, though taking care of Schuldich when he's going through withdrawl is not high on my list of preferred activities.

I AM finding a lot of amusement in this thing with the robots-turned-human. I'd bet money the little one's gonna make the first move X3

What the...?

FREE. How much opium were you smoking in here recently???

That's the only explanation I can come up with for the haze of weirdness and fear I've been living in the past couple days.

I'm glad today is a day I don't lecture or hold office hours...I don't want to go outside at all.

He might see me.




((It's hard to find bad!Side B fics, but I've read a few. The worst of them well, not THE worst, but we won't go there *shudders* usuaully revolve around Chloe and Schu having a history in which Chloe is terrfied of Schu because Schu raped him or something. So...yeah.))